Conan Chop Chop

Previews “Looks just like what I had said I wanted!”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
It’s truly stunning.
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and happiness in its imagery, Conan Chop Chop is an example of how dreams can become reality.”
Darren Bonthuys, Critical Hit
The GameThe evil wizard Thoth Amon has devised a scheme to resurrect the old crime dubbed Xaltotun. If his plan is successful, he’ll sentence the world to an eternity of darkness and enslavement. Only you are the one who has the power to stop him. But, you’ll require all your skills and tact to get this done. Employ all of your expertise and guile. Your strength and skills should be utilized. It is time to … Chop Chop!
Conan Chop Chop Conan Chop Chop, the supreme stick figure game within Conan the world of Barbarians is sure to be full of blood and flying limbs. It could result in outbursts or extreme profanities based on your sword.
The character you choose to play is Conan, or any other character. No brain, all brawns? No worries! You have the option of choosing from the various gods of war before adding items or weapons that suit your personal style.
You are on a quest for greatness, and are determined to save the world. Merchants will continue be charging you for their goods, and some people may insist on completing tasks that they have their own. It is likely that some will be more than willing to pay you for your effort.
Explore in every direction! Explore the Darkwood dark woods, the changing sands, and the sparkling Hyperboria. Also, take a look at the icy landscape of Vanaheim! Conan Chop Chop let you explore the world to the left, right, upwards and down! It is possible to find yourself leaping at, running, or moving in a diagonally-oriented fashion and give you the best 3-D experience.
You can loot, loot as well as loot. You can master the art of slamming head of enemies using a broom, and then making them chop suey by using a bastard sword. Conan Chop Chop contains a wide variety of different weapons, trinkets and legendary items that can be adapted to any type of aggressive playstyle you can come up with.
Amazing combos are possible! To crack skulls around you make the 360deg twist attack. You can accelerate at the speed of the light. You’ll be able swing your sword sideways or straight ahead, and be gasping for air as you try to comprehend how amazing your combat moves.
Bosses who are ruthless! Before you can take on Thoth-Amon must eliminate bosses, such as The Giant Sand Worm of Koth as well as The Frost Giant of Vanaheim, neither of which are very supportive of your cause. Instead , they’ll try to get you killed with devastating tactics such as Lava Reflux, Tail Whip and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Every game is unique because there are tons of maps to choose from along with tons and tonnes and tons and tons tons and lots of abilities as well as weapons to play with. Although you’ll likely be killed many times, getting new weapons will help you make it to the next level.

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